Historically Inaccurate

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Alex: "Miles, put on this outfit."

Miles: "This is an outfit?"

Alex: "Yes. Put it on."

Miles: "What...what am I supposed to be? This isn't anything."

Alex: "It's called imagination, Miles. Use it."

Miles: "But you get to be a centurion!"

Alex: "Because I had a centurion outfit! I had to make yours!"

Miles: "You couldn't have made me a shirt?"

Alex: "No."

Miles: "Why not?"

Alex: "I have my reasons."

Miles: *narrows eyes*

Alex: *narrows eyes*

Miles: *pokes with spear*

Alex: *jabs with sword*

Miles: "Ow!"

Alex: "Bow to your lord commander, plebe!"

Miles: "What the hell is going on?!"